Happy Valentines Day!

 I don't have anything special for Valentines Day, but to answer a few unanswered questions about my World of Relics objectocs:

• Yes, you can date them, if you can survive the miasma they emit that turns you to stone.
• No, they cannot eat candy, they only eat the materials they are made of.
• Yes, my objectocs have a wide assortment of genders, all based celestial changes and motions in the sky - you must know your astrology!
• No, that is impossible and possibly dangerous, you know who you are.
• Yes, they'll love your (very breakable and flammable) gifts.
• No, you cannot lovingly gaze into their eyes (you'll enthrall them and possibly have a stroke while they pummel someone).
  
• I don't know, unless you have good magic and fire resistance, good luck dating Wands or Torches.
• I do not recommend hugging anyone that is a giant Sword. Or anyone with spikes. Or anyone made of glass.
• Are you sure you want them to join your reality show?? That's not romantic- oh wait, Bachelor shows are a thing, lol.
• No, you cannot wear them or use them as tools or weapons. They are too big and heavy for any use for any human.
• Addendum to the above: some Apparelkind don't mind being worn as long as you ask first. Just know, they are a bit oversized.
• Additional addendum: some instruments might like being played (platonically). You could make a band if you want!
  
•  Objectkind have no concept of the fragility of humankind...or the fact humans can't be revived at all after death. So, just be careful.